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"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded." Jun 25, 2017

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    1. meiskam
      "In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
    2. meiskam
      "Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?" .. "Always like this."
      1. CCCMTTT
        The difference between an adult and a kid is when you grow into an adult you realize just how hard life is.
        Jun 16, 2017
    3. Ian
      could you get on the ts?
    4. meiskam
      "What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra."
      1. EngineerofSpades likes this.
      2. EngineerofSpades
        Dear god xD
        Mar 11, 2017
    5. meiskam
      "In fact, it was completely true, even if it wasn't exactly accurate."
    6. meiskam
      "You've .. lost it?" "Yes, father" "It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is?"
      1. Darkiiss likes this.
      2. Darkiiss
        Walder Frey @ His finest in GoT
        Feb 19, 2017
    7. meiskam
      "Will it be enough to know that the world is your oyster?" .. "Why should I want it to be some nasty little sea creature?"
      1. EngineerofSpades likes this.
      2. Candy_Face
        meisk where do you even find these memes? XD
        Feb 4, 2017
      3. meiskam
        I, umm, read books?
        Feb 11, 2017
    8. meiskam
      "'Did you really punch the president of the Assassins' Guild?' 'Yes, sir.' 'Why?' 'Didn't have a dagger, sir.'"
      1. EngineerofSpades likes this.
      2. EngineerofSpades
        Feetses of Clayses
        Jan 31, 2017
    9. meiskam
      "With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect."
    10. meiskam
      "They say video games make you violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage"
      1. EngineerofSpades and CCCMTTT like this.
      2. FRONTRUNNER038
        Also we continue to massacre other humans cuz their diffrent *cough cough HITLER cough cough* uh sorry about that. Alergees suck
        Nov 19, 2016
    11. meiskam
      "Manatees are no longer endangered!" ... "Does this mean we can start eating them now?"
      1. __BadWolf__
        Uh... No...
        Aug 28, 2016
    12. meiskam
      "If I had a tail like a dog, it'd probably be making a buzzing sound from shaking so quickly with hidden joy. 'Aah, I'm so lucky that I'm not a dog,' I thought to myself with relief."
      1. Bruno___ likes this.
    13. meiskam
      "I didn’t want to distract the people who were saving my life, so I muted my mic and screamed like a little girl."
    14. meiskam
      "When you kill a spider, you make the spider population in your house smarter and sneakier by taking a stupid spider out of the gene pool."
      1. Bruno___ likes this.
      2. j2ther
        This applies to the spiders you eat while sleeping as well.
        Jun 16, 2016
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      3. Bruno___
        Thanks for reminding me, j2, it's lovely to remember that fact
        Jun 16, 2016
    15. meiskam
      "May your first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest."
      1. Mayson
        Is Wolves of the Calla any good?
        Jun 5, 2016
      2. meiskam
        yes, but you can't start on that part .. the entire series is one book
        Jun 14, 2016
    16. meiskam
      "Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad miserable life?" "It does, 100%."
    17. meiskam
      "The only consolation in life comes from knowing that this planet will eventually cure itself of the disease known as the human race"
    18. meiskam
      "Heres how election works in USA. People vote, they gather the votes. Then someone decide who will run the country"
    19. EngineerofSpades
      "Don't judge me cause I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud."
    20. meiskam
      "You were dead, now you're not. That's completely fucking mad, seems to me"
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